Team Member (TM) : Sir, we have a big problem
Project Manager (PM) : I want priority action immediately!
TM : Sir, we don’t have a plan until today for our course of actions
PM : Priority action immediately! Please do the needful!
TM : We are not sure of the problems to be addressed …
PM : Close monitoring! Close monitoring! Any problem revert back to me!
TM : But this is the problem sir … we don’t know what the problems are …
PM : Please prepare and coordinate with me for discussions
TM : But we are trying to discuss it with you NOW sir ….
PM : Ok, any blockings discuss with me
TM : Sir, right now, it’s nothing BUT blockings!
PM : Please support the customer, I want priority action and daily update
TM : Sir, I want to resign …
PM : Ok, requesting you to make an action plan to achieve the same
TM : Sir, I’m resigning now!
PM : Good going, keep it up.
(Written as inspired by some GREAT people who managed to confuse even the most conscious)
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